Trying to save time at your job? Reading the internet is a great way to start!
While you’re at it, why not Download this 4-page comic book (it’s a 2.3 Mb pdf file)?
Fire up your printer! I bought all the vapidly cheery photographs from Dreamstime, so it’s all above-board.
And why the hell not read my other comic book as long as you’re here?
About the images: Yes, they are waxy-looking white people, groomed up all fakey and buffed to a high-gloss. I don’t look like that and neither do you. Neither do they most of the time. I get that.
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